There are two types of people in this world: those who think Tatiana Maslany deserves every award in existence, and those who haven’t seen Orphan Black yet.

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

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Disney Haiku (Pixar version coming soon)

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"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" more like engRICH am i right haha ha ha i don’t want to talk about it ok

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[MI5 Officer] Mary Sherer met Phyllis McKenzie, who had worked for British intelligence in New York during the war, and the two women became inseparable. They lived together for the rest of their lives, ‘perfect foils for each other’. Within MI5 they were assumed to be lesbians or, rather, Lesbians [always capitalized in MI5 documents, possibly as a holdover of classical education]. Together they moved to Rome and opened the Lion Bookshop on Via del Babuino near the Spanish Steps. ‘Mary was a very fast runner and would think nothing of pursuing the rather numerous petty thieves that abounded in Rome during and after the war. She loved a challenge.’ This formidable pair of English ladies, known as ‘the Lionesses,’ spent their days surrounded by books and a large posse of dogs: Pekinese, French bulldogs, and pugs, ‘all of which Mary doted on’.

Double Cross: The True Story of the D-Day Spies by Ben Macintyre (via cruisecontrolforcool)

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oh hey it’s book-loving lesbians with a horde of brachycephalic animals

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benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

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remember how during the year that never was that woman sold martha out, but when things were back to normal martha brought her flowers because she understood why she did it and still respected her

even as so much of the fandom was hating on martha like mad, martha jones herself refused to villainize other women for the choices they made in difficult circumstances. and the more brilliant and badass and wonderful martha is, the sadder it makes people look for hating on her.

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Interviewer: Something you learned from last year you’ll never do again?

Poehler: Nothing! Well, maybe I won’t steal people’s wallets. That caused a bit of a problem last year.

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